Your Momma Jokes!!!!

Yo' mama so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry!

Yo' Mama is so old, when I told her to act her age she died.

Yo Mama is so ugly, she looked in the mirror and her reflection ducked.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born her mama said, “what a treasure,” and her daddy said, “yeah, let's bury it.”

Yo mamma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Your momma is so skinny that when she turns around she dissapars

your momma is so old she baby sitted jesues

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Human Baby Rhino?
(On ace ventura pet detective when nature calls)
IWE|=Alfa

lol i got alot of them heres ten of em...

1. your moma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satelite pictures!

2.yo moma so stupid she put makeup on here head to makeup her mind

3.yo moma so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the survielence camras

4. yo moma so ugly she made onions cry

5.yo moma so ugly she tried to take a bath but the water jumped out

6.yo moma so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk

7. yo momas glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she sees people waving

8. yo momas mouth so big she speaks in surround sound

9. yo momas house so dirty she has to wip her feet before she goes outside

10. yo moma so hairy bigfoot took picutres of her

ok now for one last joke..... yo moma so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!


hope you enjoyed...patches

nice ones

Mom jokes were funny in the 1990-1999 era but now there just plain retarded and overused.

true i do Your Familey Jokes now

- your family is dead, your adopted. THE END!
:d:d:d :gg:gg:

>=[

your mum so ugly that u make this mouse run away ->

lol tyvm trinity i gota say though they wernt mine i got em off of google lol......


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